by redrabid on Sat Nov 27, 2010 6:14 pm
Okeedoe, you know that Paul Kantner is really the Hidden Prophet of Divine Debauchery, as he was the one who revealed to us that Jesus had a son by Mary Magdalene.
Now you surely also know that every living person on earth is said to be descended from Charlemagne (well, that is written any time some royal person degrades him/herself by marrying a civilian, who then is discovered to have inherited blue blood from an ancestor way back).
Now Jesus lived a long, long time before Charlemagne, so he must have a lot more descendants than Charlemagne, more than everyone on earth!
So my point is, we are all descended from Jesus, we have god-genes, we are all omnipotent and omniscient. So we can change history, we can make Jefferson Airplane record a Christmas song in say 1969.
Now that is some change we can believe in!
Let's do it!
And tomorrow Jefferson Airplane's Xmas song "Snorting Snow" will be on the net.
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redrabid on Sun Nov 28, 2010 11:52 am, edited 2 times in total.