Today I came across Dr. Phil on one of the rare occasions i focus on television for a moment, and he was having some thing on how parents have to lie to their kids about santa not existing.When these parents find their kids coming to them saying they heard at school santa isnt real, the fact they keep lying and say he does exist, and wonder why their kids rebel and hate them when they grow up after finding out santa doesnt exist and were lied to makes me cringe.Im glad my parents didnt lie to me like that.You can celebrate the holidays without being lied to.And I hate Dr. Phil even more for helping these parents to find better ways to lie to their kids.
Anyway, Santa Baby is probably the christmas song I hate most.Maybe one of the songs I hate most ever, which is a long list.I cant say there are any I really hate, but non I like in any way.However, I love (the original)I Believe in Father Christmas, by Greg Lake.That and Father Christmas by The Kinks are the ultimate truths of the holiday, abusing religion and twisting history to make a buck.
Hide, Witch, Hide!
The Good Folks come to Burn Thee
Their Keen Enjoyment hid Behind
The Gothic Mask of Duty!