A Funny Fenton FWD:

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A Funny Fenton FWD:

Postby DonRico1967 on Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:45 pm

I received this funny E-mail-forward from a friend today.
I wonder if the "MR." is CRAIG Fenton of TAKE TO A CIRCUS TENT!?!?!?!

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[size=huge]BANNED FROM WALMART...........[/size]



This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

[size=large]DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO...........[/size]

After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.

Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. December 21: When an announcemen! t came o ver the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least ...

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'


Regards,
Walmart

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UP AGAINST THE WALL, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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Postby Dormouse on Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:55 pm

Very funny :lol: :lol: !!!! Thanks for sharing!
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Postby pandalove on Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:50 pm

haha!!! isn't there a list somewhere called 101 Things to Do at Walmart? some of these sound familiar...
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very funny though.
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Postby psychhead on Sun Aug 12, 2007 6:36 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Good one! :lol: :lol: 8)
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Postby DonRico1967 on Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:06 pm

I liked the part about the trail of tomato juice leading to the Ladies' Room...

... And staying in the dressing room for while with the door locked and then yelling "HEY! THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!!"

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Postby psychhead on Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:41 am

"HEY! THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!!"


:x :x :twisted: That happens in Italian public toilets 99% of the time!!
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Postby psychhead on Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:55 am

Chasin-Destiny wrote:
psychhead wrote:
"HEY! THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!!"


:x :x :twisted: That happens in Italian public toilets 99% of the time!!




Well, for my vacation in The Australian Outback
i'll take some papers with me. 'Cause the next store
could be 1000 miles away from the toilet seat.
Toilet seat ?... :roll: ... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Toilets are called DUNNIES in OZ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: .....if you go to the outback, be sure to take TONS of t-paper with you.......there are also eucalyptus leaves :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: .....then you get a sweet smelling ass too! :wink: :wink: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby psychhead on Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:11 am

:D :D Have a nice "trip" man......! :D :D :wink: 8)
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Postby psychhead on Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:19 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Bring on the bomb!! 8)
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Postby DonRico1967 on Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:16 pm

... "I Smell BURNING"...

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Postby psychhead on Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:42 am

:shock: :shock: :shock: Just as long as it's NOT napalm!!!!! 8)
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Postby DonRico1967 on Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:52 pm

"Napalm... It sticks to BABIES!!!"

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Postby psychhead on Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:14 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: ...............and to anything that breaths actually!
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