So THAT'S why new cars are so boring-looking! And "Maya"?!! What a great name for a 3D design program! "Please forget the Clear Light of Reality whilst we suck your soul out through this pretty coloured screen!"
At last, here it is, "Gracie Slick's Handbook of Radical Do's and Don'ts", from the All-Time Classic Golden Era of the National Lampoon 1970-75. (After which it went downhill almost as fast as Rolling Stone.) I've just posted the first page of three to see if it works. Tell me if you want the whole article.